Snots by the Lots
You’ve got snots by the lots
And snoogies and boogies
You’re nose is all rosie
You’re feeling all woozie
You’ve come down with a cold
You’re of age now my child
You’ve been to the breeding grounds
Where great germs roam wild
Day care and the doctor’s
The mall food court’s bathroom
you tasted everything
and licked a baboon
So now you are soggy
crusted cranky and crabby
there’ll be no sleep for you
(‘nor for mommy and daddy)
But fear not my child
for some future day
you’ll return to good humor
and go out to play
Sam is sick so I wrote this poem for him with a suggestion from a friend.
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Baboon licking is highly contagious.
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Dan, You made me laugh out loud. I absolutely loved it. I am waiting for the music to go with it. Love Grandmama
Not sure when baboon licking occured but if a runny nose is the only outcome, Sam’ pretty tough!
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